Rascals of the Road...
There was once a truck driver who was almost always on the road. One particular day he was driving along a route that he had done a few times before. Up the road a bit he sees a man dressed from head to toe in yellow. This yellow dressed man was seemingly waving and motioning to him to get him to stop so, he complied and stopped the truck.
"Hi, can I help you?" asked the truck driver. "Yes, I am the Yellow Rascal of the road and I want something to drink and I want it now!!"
"Geez, alright, relax," said the truck driver. He then went into his truck looked around and found a soda, handed it to him, and then continued on his way.
A while later along the same highway, he came across a second man who this time was dressed from head to toe in red. Again, this man was signaling to him to stop. So, wondering what this man wanted he stopped his truck.
"Hi, can I help you sir?" asked the truck driver. "Yes, I am the Red Rascal of the road and I want something to eat and I want it now," screamed the red-dressed man. "Alright, Alright, relax," said the truck driver. "I'll see what I can do."
He went into his truck, looked around and found a sandwich. He handed it to him and then continued on his way.
Some more time passes and again he comes across a third guy who this time is dressed from head to toe in blue.
"Oh great! Not another one of these idiots," the truck driver said to himself. "I don't care what he wants, I am not stopping my truck."
But of course this blue-dressed man was very persistant. He jumped into the middle of the road, held out his hands in a "I want you to stop" kind of way and screamed. "STOP YOUR TRUCK!!!"
The truck driver slammed on the brakes, ripped open his door and ran over to the blue-dressed man quite angry as you can imagine.
"Let me guess!!" the truck driver shouted, "you're the Blue Rascal of the road. What the heck do you want!!??"
To which the man in blue replied:
"Your license and registration please."
"Hi, can I help you?" asked the truck driver. "Yes, I am the Yellow Rascal of the road and I want something to drink and I want it now!!"
"Geez, alright, relax," said the truck driver. He then went into his truck looked around and found a soda, handed it to him, and then continued on his way.
A while later along the same highway, he came across a second man who this time was dressed from head to toe in red. Again, this man was signaling to him to stop. So, wondering what this man wanted he stopped his truck.
"Hi, can I help you sir?" asked the truck driver. "Yes, I am the Red Rascal of the road and I want something to eat and I want it now," screamed the red-dressed man. "Alright, Alright, relax," said the truck driver. "I'll see what I can do."
He went into his truck, looked around and found a sandwich. He handed it to him and then continued on his way.
Some more time passes and again he comes across a third guy who this time is dressed from head to toe in blue.
"Oh great! Not another one of these idiots," the truck driver said to himself. "I don't care what he wants, I am not stopping my truck."
But of course this blue-dressed man was very persistant. He jumped into the middle of the road, held out his hands in a "I want you to stop" kind of way and screamed. "STOP YOUR TRUCK!!!"
The truck driver slammed on the brakes, ripped open his door and ran over to the blue-dressed man quite angry as you can imagine.
"Let me guess!!" the truck driver shouted, "you're the Blue Rascal of the road. What the heck do you want!!??"
To which the man in blue replied:
"Your license and registration please."
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