Mr. Farmer John vs. Mrs. Farmer John
A farmer walks into an attorneys office wanting to file for a divorce. The attorney asks, May I help you? The farmer says, Yeah. I want to get one of those dee-vorces. The attorney asks, Well, do you have any grounds? The farmer replies, Yeah. I got about 140 acres. The attorney says, No, you dont understand. Do you have a case? The farmer says, No, I dont have a Case, but I have a John Deere. The attorney says, No you dont understand, I mean do you have a grudge? The farmer says, Yeah, I got a grudge. Thats where I park my John Deere. The attorney says, No, sir, I mean do you have a suit? The farmer says, Yessir, I got a suit. I wear it to church on Sundays. The exasperated attorney says, Well, sir, does your wife beat you up or anything? The farmer says, No, sir, we both get up about 4:30. Finally, the attorney asks, Okay, let me put it this way. WHY DO YOU WANT A DIVORCE? And the farmer replies, Well, I cain't never have a meaningful conversation with her!